My Apologies
My apologies, although,
I do hope you enjoyed the show
for I enjoyed performing.
Yes, YOU!
have been the audience for quite some time it’s true!
You see, the show I’ve just now finished is titled…
…Sincerely loving you
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Dude, what the F
This happened sometime last semester.
I had made my way back to my room with the help of some friends after a rare night of fun. I checked my e-Mail and wrapped up any conversations I was having as I prepared to go to bed. My roommate strolled in sometime later equally wasted. He checked his Facebook like he does every hour and upon browsing through what must have been some fairly provocative photo albums did something no one should EVER do. Apparently unaware that I was still in the room, or at the very least still awake, he began to 'dub his pud'. Unfortunately I didn't catch on until well into his 'sesh' and was unable to prevent him from continuing due to the fact that my voice could not overcome the volume of his headphones. So there I laid, head buried under pillow, facing the wall, waiting for him to finish and go to bed. It didn't take long and he soon passed out at his desk with his music blaring and his member in hand.
We have since rearranged the room so that I can no longer see his desk from my bed, and I still haven't told him what he did, however I did tell everyone else.
I had made my way back to my room with the help of some friends after a rare night of fun. I checked my e-Mail and wrapped up any conversations I was having as I prepared to go to bed. My roommate strolled in sometime later equally wasted. He checked his Facebook like he does every hour and upon browsing through what must have been some fairly provocative photo albums did something no one should EVER do. Apparently unaware that I was still in the room, or at the very least still awake, he began to 'dub his pud'. Unfortunately I didn't catch on until well into his 'sesh' and was unable to prevent him from continuing due to the fact that my voice could not overcome the volume of his headphones. So there I laid, head buried under pillow, facing the wall, waiting for him to finish and go to bed. It didn't take long and he soon passed out at his desk with his music blaring and his member in hand.
We have since rearranged the room so that I can no longer see his desk from my bed, and I still haven't told him what he did, however I did tell everyone else.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
If it Creeps like a Creeper, It's a Creeper
Well tonight, as no surprise, we had another fire alarm here at school. During the wait outside I had an interesting conversation with a girl I know through a mutual friend. I will call her girl A, mainly because her name is Amanda and it begins with an A. The mutual friend will be called girl G for similar reasons
Girl A approached me and it was pretty clear she was fairly Drunk. After slurring her way through the bit of small talk I offered she shared with me a tale of the creepiest kind.
Apparently she and girl G, walking the halls late one night, discovered my door unlocked. They decided to enter regardless of the fact that both I and my roommate were sleeping. Once inside they stuck around for a short while and watched me sleep.
"you actually looked really peaceful"
-Girl A
After hearing her account I accused her of being a CREEP and made my way to another huddle of people.
Although I was considerably disturbed by her perpetration of such a creepy act, I was even more shocked to learn of a recent restraining order filed by girl G.
Girl G has taken out a restraining order against a friend of mine for reasons stated: My friend entered her room while they (Girl A and G) were sleeping. My buddy was merely looking for a cigarette.
I am astounded by her inability to realize she could just as easily be on the receiving end of a restraining order and I think I might file for one so she can experience it first hand maybe learn a new word: hypocritical.
Girl A approached me and it was pretty clear she was fairly Drunk. After slurring her way through the bit of small talk I offered she shared with me a tale of the creepiest kind.
Apparently she and girl G, walking the halls late one night, discovered my door unlocked. They decided to enter regardless of the fact that both I and my roommate were sleeping. Once inside they stuck around for a short while and watched me sleep.
"you actually looked really peaceful"
-Girl A
After hearing her account I accused her of being a CREEP and made my way to another huddle of people.
Although I was considerably disturbed by her perpetration of such a creepy act, I was even more shocked to learn of a recent restraining order filed by girl G.
Girl G has taken out a restraining order against a friend of mine for reasons stated: My friend entered her room while they (Girl A and G) were sleeping. My buddy was merely looking for a cigarette.
I am astounded by her inability to realize she could just as easily be on the receiving end of a restraining order and I think I might file for one so she can experience it first hand maybe learn a new word: hypocritical.
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